We've received a great double contribution from the excellently named OLAF (a fine name for a man. Especially a bin man.)

Here's the first, complete with words from Olaf himself:

No 1: A container to haul away the trash that remains if you gut a house by a company named Sisyphos: nice idea naming your rubbish disposal company after a well known figure from Greek mythology

OLAF, we could not agree more.

Part two coming up on Thursday at the usual time. Will Olaf deliver the goods twice?

IS THIS THE MOST SUBVERSIVE SIGN IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING?

Our sincerest apologies for missing an entire week. What with the government talking about weekly bin collections we got all in a two and eight and decided to take the week off.

Good weather ain't it? The sort where you'd like to go down to Brighton and lie on the beach. Whilst there, look out for this bizarre bit of bin signage. Health and safety gone mad.

STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, SUNSHINE.

That's what the Swedes appear to be saying with this bit of signage anyway.

IT'S CHRISSSSSSSSSTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! (As Noddy Holder says)

Being so cold out we decided to hark back to warmer times. Here's a double landscape treat from France. Don't let the (pou)bell(es) end...

PS. Sorry for being 24 hours late. It was icy yesterday so we couldn't get round.

BRICK LANE, LONDON (JUST OFF SHATTERED DREAMS PARKWAY)

Nice one from Miss Guidici here. Sorry for the lack of a round on Monday, we were on strike. Seems to be the done thing these days. Just be happy you don't live in Naples yeah?

Midweek treat for all you sign fans out there. Thorley Taverns have a point, if you're smoking in the lav the least you could do is use the bins provided.