WOT'S THIS? IT'S BINIMALISM. THAT'S WOT.

"Yeah, hi you big lumbering fuckwits, yeah, I'm talking to you greenies and blacky. You might have wheels but that's ruining your whole look. I've stripped it down to the bare essentials, slick. I won't even get started on you, you little orange topped shit, hiding there behind your big black pal. I'm out of here, catching the next bus to Dieter Rams' house. Seeya."

Thanks to our new contributor Dustbin Hoffman. Keep up the good work there lad.