SPOTTED THIS GEM IN A HIGHER EDUCATION INSTITUTE IN THE MIDLANDS. One's got to ask what on earth is going on. 1. 'To Be Retained' - what the heck does that mean? It's a bin. It's where you but the stuff you want to get rid of. 2. It's on a table. That just ain't on. Not on our watch.

File this one in the 'SULOREALISM' folder Tony. Cheers.